BRING THE TICKET

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.