Horse stable relationship
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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.