Updating privacy policy
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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."