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Parking

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Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.