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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.