How to confuse vegetarian
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.