Tiles and red salame
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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.