THE LITTLE PRINC ANIMAL SNAKE PIG

The little princ animal snake pig

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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison