Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.