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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.