Weird car
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Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"