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New jokes

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"