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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!