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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.