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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.