A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.