IPHONE TRANSFORMATION

Iphone transformation

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MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"