The butcher
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Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."