Men and women
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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"