Rabbit with eggs
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."