HAPPY EASTER

Happy easter

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New jokes

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!