Easter rabbits with eggs
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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"