Easter colorful eggs
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.