WALKING IN THE ICED LAKE

Walking in the iced lake

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Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.