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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.