Meditation
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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: No, because there is no proof of it.
Boss: Well there is now !
Employee: How?
Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.