OLYMPIC RINGS

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Olympic rings

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.