Train in tunnel
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Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99