ROOSTER IN THE TOILET

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Rooster in the toilet

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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.