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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!