JUST DO IT TOMORROW

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Just do it tomorrow

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!