BABY RELAXING ON THE BEACH

Baby relaxing on the beach

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New jokes

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."