HOW THE WOMEN BEHAVE

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How the women behave

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Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!