SWIMMING SUIT FOR WINTER

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Swimming suit for winter

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New jokes

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.