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Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.