CRAZY PATH

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Crazy path

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A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.