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50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.