Child is playing with cat
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Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.