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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!