WOMEN PLAY GOLF

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Women play golf

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New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.