Fman playing golf
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Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!