SANTA DRIVING

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Santa driving

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Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!