SEAL JUMPING ON THE STONE

Seal jumping on the stone

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Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.