MOUSE WITH CAT ARE SLEEPING

Mouse with cat are sleeping

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.