MOUSE IS HIDING INTO WARDROBE

Mouse is hiding into wardrobe

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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.