LION IS WALKING IN SAFARI

Lion is walking in safari

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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!