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Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.