Boy plays the golf
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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.