FERRET IS WORKING ON COMPUTER

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Ferret is working on computer

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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!