FERRET HAS MASSAGE

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Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.