BABY ELEPHANT

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Baby elephant

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New jokes

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."