DISGUSTING ELEPHANT

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Disgusting elephant

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Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.